GOOD MORNING GORGEOUS!
Welcome at Teds, it’s a pleasure to have you! We will do our very-very best to make your time at Teds as amazing as possible. Our food is prepared with a lot of love and attention, and so are our coffees, cocktails and other drinks!
MEET US
Did you know that we serve the entire menu all day? And that we won’t look at you as we do at our uncle Jerry if you order your first cocktail or glass of champagne before 10:00 AM? Don’t forget that alcohol relieves stress and helps to remove your bra, panties and many other problems. Just kidding, drink responsible!
If there is something wrong with your order, please let us know so we can fix this for you. We try to get your order to your table as soon as possible. When it’s busy, like on weekends, this could take a bit longer than expected. if you have the feeling that we forgot about you, please let us know! If so, oh SHIT, we are so sorry and we will make it up to you!
We love you and your little sprouts BUT please keep in mind that our job can be dangerous! Especially when we are walking around with hot coffees, teas and sharp knifes. Unattended children will be sold to the circus.
Last but not least, we do have free wifi, but don’t forget that very special person you’re here with, don’t be an ass! And if you make use of our free wifi, please be so kind to like us and check-in at Teds on social. Or post a nice pic or selfie and tag Teds on instagram @teds_place and use #teds. We do love those pictures!! Or, if you really wanna go crazy, write a review, preferably a positive one, if you have any complaints please tell us right away so we can instantly try to fix it!
Remember, eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day!
Thanks for visiting Teds in advance, love you!!
xx Teds.
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Next to having amazing cooking skills our chefs in Amsterdam are great DJ’s/Producers/Superstars. They compiled all the Teds playlists for that ultimate Brunch Vibe. @Pasquinel_dj @Mitchellyard.
